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So, come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
~ The ending lyrics of the South Park theme song.
Kyle: I can't believe it. I can't believe we have to keep playing.

Cartman: Nobody told us if we won too many games, we'd go into the finals.
Stan: Look, you guys. Maybe it's not all that bad.
Craig: Not all that bad?! How could you say that?! You hate this game more than any of us!
Stan: I know. But listen, the finals are all sudden death elimination, right? That means as soon as we lose one game, our season are over.
Butter: Well, yeah. But, we usually win.
Craig: All the other team are worse than us.
Jimmy: Yeah. Let's face it. We're winners.
Stan: I know we can lose if we try.
Kyle: You mean throw the game? You know how our parents are about this sport.
Butters: Yeah. My dad always said it's okay to lose. But if you don't try, you're grounded, mister.
All: Yeah, uh-huh!
Stan: Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team quietly that we're going to let them win and then we'll act like we're trying. Our parents will never know.
Butters: We better hope they never know or else there's going to be heck to pay.

~ South Park Boys when upset that they have to keep playing baseball.

The South Park Boys (or simply known as The Boys) is the main character faction of the adult animated series, South Park.

They are a group consisting of Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman. They live in the town of South Park, Colorado and are often thrust into nonsensical adventures and circumstances. They often meet at the Bus Stop. They are also referred to as "Children" by Chef.

They love watching the Terrance and Phillip shows although many people (including the boys' parents (except for Stan's dad, Randy Marsh)) hates Terrance and Phillip due to the shows and movies to be immature.

In summer, they hate baseballs and never wanted to play it as they want to live freely and playing video games because going to the final would be mean they will spend in the post-season, but their parents forced them to play the lousy baseball tournament. They attempted to get themselves lose but they win due to the other baseball team kids hates baseball too. But thanks to Kyle's cousin Schwartz and Randy Marsh (Stan's alcoholic father who always fight in his underpants), South Park Boys and their friends were disqualified much of their joys but their parents' displeased.

Stan and Cartman are voiced by Trey Parker, while Kyle and Kenny are voiced by Matt Stone.

Croatian Dub:

Kyle is voiced by Daniel Samardžić.

Stan is voiced by Zoran Samardžić.

Cartman is voiced by Aleksandra Samardžić.

Kenny is voiced by Dan Reynolds.

Key Members[]

These are the core members of the South Park gang. They have been friends since they were toddlers, making them very close despite their contrasting personalities.

  • Stan Marsh - Leader, The everyman. A romantic who tries to see the best in things and gets depressed when things are at their worst.
  • Kyle Broflovski - Second-in-command, the pragmatist. Is notorious for making enlightened speeches at the conclusion of every episode.
  • Eric Cartman - The fat bastard. An immature, racist, sexist, antisemitic, and self-centered psychopath.
  • Kenny McCormick - The pet. Poor, has a filthy and perverted mind and dies constantly.

Fingerbang[]

Air plane fingerbang

Fingerbang

After Cartman has a dream that the boys became rich and famous for being in a boy band, he organises the boys into the group known as "Fingerbang". Kyle pushes Cartman to recruit a fifth member as that's the standard for most boy bands.

  • Wendy Testaburger - The fifth member. Stan suggests recruiting her mainly because she is his girlfriend, but it turns out she's quite a talented singer. Cartman tells Wendy she can join so long as she dresses as masculine as possible.
  • Randy Marsh - The stand-in. Randy was strongly against Stan's plans to be in a boy band due to his own abrupt rise and fall many years ago. Stan and his dad eventually see eye to eye and Randy agrees to let Stan take a chance. Kenny is crushed by an elevator, which Stan uses as an opportunity to let Randy join their boy band.

Kenny-Replacements[]

When Kenny seemingly dies for good, the boys decided to fill the void with another character. This wasn't permanent, as Kenny's spirit possessed Cartman's body at one point, eliminating the need for a fourth member.

  • Butters Stotch - The scapegoat. A sweet, innocent boy who faces constant abuse from both his friends (especially Cartman) and parents.
  • Tweek Tweak - The replacement. An over-caffeinated boy who stresses out over every single thing.
  • Bebe Stevens - Cartman's replacement. When the boys decided that Bebe was cool enough to hang out with them, they offered to let her join their gang. Cartman wanted to drop either Tweek or Kyle from the gang. He was dropped instead.

The Coon and Friends[]

Some time after taking on the secret identity of "The Coon", Cartman forms a vigilante team composed of several of his classmates. He's kicked out after trying to wrestle complete control over the other members, but believes that they've been brainwashed into turning against him.

  • The Coon/Cartman- A raccoon-themed detective whose only reason for becoming a superhero was to beat people up and be in the spotlight.
  • Mysterion/Kenny- A much more efficient detective than the Coon. He is stern, but has a gentle side and is well-liked by the townsfolk. As a result of a curse brought upon by the Cult of Cthulu, he cannot stay dead.
  • Toolshed/Stan- A handyman-themed hero who has the make-believe power to control power tools.
  • Human Kite/Kyle- A kite-themed hero with the make-believe ability to shoot lasers from his eyes.
  • Mosquito/Clyde- A mosquito-themed hero. Makes buzzing noises when he talks.
  • Tupperware/Token- A tupperware-themed hero.
  • Iron Maiden/Timmy- Wears a spiked suit of armour that conceals his whole body. Unfortunately, he can only say his civilian name, so his alias is wasted on him.
  • Mintberry Crunch/Bradley- An alien with the power to deliver a berry blast with a minty crunch.


Gallery[]

           South Park sign Heroes

The Main Boys
Stan Marsh | Kyle Broflovski | Eric Cartman | Kenny McCormick

Kids of South Park
Butters Stotch | The New Kid | Wendy Testaburger | Jimmy Valmer | Craig Tucker | Tweek Tweak | Pip Pirrip | Clyde Donovan | Timmy Burch | Tolkien Black | Bebe Stevens | Heidi Turner | Red McArthur | Lola | Jenny Simons | Shelly Marsh | Kevin McCormick | Ike Broflovski | The Goth Kids | Scott Malkinson | Annie Knitts | Bradley Biggle | Nichole Daniels | Kelly | Karen McCormick

Adults of South Park
Randy Marsh | Sharon Marsh | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Herbert "Janet" Garrison | Gerald Broflovski | Sheila Broflovski | Liane Cartman | Stuart McCormick | Carol McCormick | Steve Black | Mr. Mackey | Sergeant Harrison Yates | Mayor McDaniels | Tuong Lu Kim | Jimbo Kern | Ned Gerblansky | Mr. Slave | Big Gay Al | PC Principal | Father Maxi | Officer Barbrady

Other Characters
Terrance and Phillip | Satan | Jesus Christ | Santa Claus | Mr. Hankey | Toolshed | Human Kite | Super Craig | God | Doctor Timothy | Freddy Krueger | Ugly Bob | Brian Boitano | Gene Hackman | Cesar Millan | Marvin Marsh | Robert Smith

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